I Did Not........

I did not leave the washing machine lid open all night w/ a full load of close in it so that no clothes were washed. (Who would be that silly?)

I did not let my 3 year old sleep on the couch last night. (Who would do that?)

I did not read blogs all day when I was supposed to be working.

I did not turn in a receipt to my boss that was 3 cents off. (I work in accounting it should be exact. LOL. )

I did not eat chips and candy for lunch so that I could go shop for more shoes. (My hubby says no more shoes).